Snuggies do not protect against STDs or pregnancy. Unless of course the thought of your intended target of your adoration in one of these heinous blanket with sleeves repulses you so much you don’t want to touch him/her with a 10-foot poll.
So why did I start with this warning? Because I’m about to introduce you (if you haven’t seen it already) to the so-called The Kama Sutra of Snuggies: thesnuggiesutra.com. One of my besties, Topsurf of Three Ring ‘Surf’ace fame, sent me the link, and I almost fell out of my chair laughing.
Somebody seriously had too much time on their hands. Check out the positions and illustrations. “The Chaps” is one of the funniest.
Image courtesy thesnuggiesutra.com
“The woman wears the Snuggie on her back and covers her partner with the rest. She won’t miss a minute of Sex In The City and he won’t miss the tattoo of her ex’s name on her ass.”
Of course any self-respecting SATC-watching woman would never be caught dead wearing a Snuggie, let alone having sex in one!
Stylishly yours,
Miss Attitude
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BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!! Hands down the FUNNIEST site I have seen in a long time!
I seriously don’t think I’ll be able to navigate away from your blog today!
“She won’t miss a minute of Sex In The City and he won’t miss the tattoo of her ex’s name on her ass.” ROFLMAO!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Who ever thought a Snuggie would be considered lingerie. I wonder if Frederick’s of Hollywood will start selling bedazzled versions?
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Whoever it is, the creator of that site is a genius.
Wow! LMAO
My friend @gi_ri_ja/@IndianSiren showed me this site and I spent half an hour with tears rolling down my face, I was laughing so hard.
I cannot imagine what kind of twisted mind it takes to come up with such a thing … or find such a thing.
**giggles**
LMAO I can’t stop laughing! I love the cuddly puppy — she stills knows who her daddy is. HAHAHAH
bwahahaha!