It’s the sangria talking

Here are 10 things I noticed about myself after enjoying a half pitcher of sangria at Ceviche, one of my favorite restaurants in Tampa:

1. I have no filter. Don’t ask if you don’t want to know the answer. Or just smile and nod if I’m telling a story.

2. I have no tolerance for dumb girl conversations. (i.e. the girl in the bathroom line who asked the girl holding a beer with a straw in the shape of the male anatomy if she was there for a bachelorlette party. I said, no she always drinks out of one of those!)

3. Forget math. You give me the bill and expect me to figure out what I owe and an appropriate tip. Thank goodness my phone has a calculator.

4. I never remember to bring my camera. And apparently I lose the ability to even take a crappy cell phone photo because I don’t even have a picture of the sangria.

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5. If you have the same name as me you are my BFF. Well come on, it’s not like Miss Attitude is a common name

6. Nothing I say is very quiet. Not that I’m exactly quiet to begin with.

7. Sangria may be one of the few beverages that is more enticing to me than a Coca-Cola. Of course for the calories I consumed I should have just had a Coke today.

8. If I turn into one of those women who do not know how to dress for their body type, I want my friends to tell me. Wearing bubble dresses or skirts up to your C U Next Tuesday warrants criticism. And that’s not catty, just honest.

9. I am not 25 anymore.

10. The boys that I think are cute haven’t even hit 25 yet.

So now you’re thinking I should never be allowed out of my house, or I need to get out more often. Either way, the sangria tasted good.

Stylishly yours,
Miss Attitude

Tags: ceviche, friends, miss attitude, sangria

Posted: Saturday, May 30th, 2009 at 12:38 am | Category: attitude
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