Who wouldn’t blog from a potty party?

If I lived in NYC, or had the means to fly there for the Charmin “Enjoy the Go” auditions next month I’d be there in a, well a New York minute! When I saw about this unique opportunity on Mashable.com, I know they wanted me to laugh or think it’s insane. But honestly I think $10,000 to be the “Charmin Ambassador” and work inside a makeshift bathroom in Times Square during the holiday season blogging, tweeting, facebooking, etc. would be a riot!

Besides one of the qualifications is you “must really, really enjoy going to the bathroom”. Please, I’ve got that down. I don’t know anyone who spends as much time in there than me with my pea-sized bladder. Wait, is that TMI?

And you already know I’m “super-fun” and “enthusiastic”. Plus, I’m a self-proclaimed social media diva. I’m perfect for the duty… or is it doodie?

Stylishly yours,
Miss Attitude