No this is not some perverted Monday post.. though I guess there is a bit of potty humor involved. I had the most fantabulous birthday weekend. I’m very lucky to have such great friends. We headed out to St. Pete Beach Saturday for a day of fun in the sun…
And a few cocktails…
For those of you who follow me on Twitter, you already got a glimpse of the antics, some of which probably didn’t make a lot of sense. So I’m going to share the top 10 comments that could be overheard, though I’m sure they were funnier as they happened. And it all started with buying a noodle.
1. “Will you hold my noodle while I pee?”
2. Said: “I like Stone Temple Pilots.” Heard: “I like stones if they can find us.”
3. Said: “Did you get a Bay Breeze?” Heard: “Did you have a baby?”
4. “One baby ain’t gonna cut it!”
5. “Don’t worry, there’s plenty of noodle to go around!”
6. “With some of these outfits here I could come out in a thong and people would think I was hot!”
7. “Drink some of that chlorine water, the bleach and stuff will clean out your system.”
(Some good parenting advice at the pool)
8. ” I have a sticky ‘p’”
(On the keyboard of my phone.. maybe you need to have a few more beers to laugh…)
9. “I’ll have a Wet Spot.”
(Still don’t know what a Wet Spot is.. click here for previous post and better picture.)
10. “Ok, let’s grab our noodles and go!”
Who knew noodles could, as one of my friends put it, “provideoodles of immature commentary?” I guess maybe you had to be there! Oh well, it was fun while it lasted! I want to thank all of my friends again for an amazing weekend.
Stylishly yours,
Miss Attitude
Tags: beach, birthday, friends, humor, miss attitude, twitter
Hands down the funniest night on twitter EVER! I can’t tell you how much fun I had following your tweets….pure gold, they were pure entertainment gold!
I’m glad you had a fantastic weekend, Happy Birthday I hope you have a great day and year!!
That was a Birthday worthy weekend, glad you enjoyed yourself
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I love your overheards. I’m so glad you had a great birthday weekend, nobody deserves it like you do!
love these. No matter how funny or odd they may have seemed being overheard, it’s certain you guys had a fun time. Glad your birthday weekend rocked!
So sad I missed it all! Hope to visit soon!
HAHAHAHA That was funny. I like stone if they can find us? ROFL!